Nunc est bibendum!

Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:48:20 +0100

Algumas citações sobre o alcool:

You don’t like jail? Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
–Charles Bukowski

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Beer – it’s not just for breakfast anymore

One more drink and I’d be under the host.
–Dorothy Parker

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
–Miguel De Cervantes

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
–Ambrose Bierce

Draft beer, not people!
–Hippy chant

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
–Edward Abbey

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
–Dave Barry

People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
–Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Put it back in the horse!
–H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the ’30s-’50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
–Dave Barry

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I’m lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
–Dave Barry

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
–Frank Sinatra

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
–William Butler Yeats

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
–Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
–Ernest Hemingway

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
–Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness or as good as drink.
–G.K. Chesterton

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
–Catherine Zandonella

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
–Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before I get out of bed.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
–W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
–W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
–David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
–Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
–Henny Youngman

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
–Tom Waits (Groucho Marx?)

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
–Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven Sooooo, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven…


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